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Sunday, February 9, 2020
about the money, the creek, pete, etc. starting with Don.nation
you got it. that would be 85 yeah..b'ham, in the fridge freezer, and so on...all the way down the line to here which is where you get up and walk the dogs...no antihistamine as yet, although the sneezes are intense ... in tents for sure we call that the sod 'ease' meaning they go sleepies when there and he's built himself quite a little cricket from it hence the sneezes and so on..but we'll manage..and for the church effort, we did the clean up already after mass this week but then I would have done int he week but anyways, will take care of necessary details this week and be ready with competent armour thereto yes mmhmm and so on..it's fine, seating eh...packing, nah..we've got enough, a bejing suite and so on...with probably a hairdresser appt I should think just for a shape and trim doesn't grow because has been an option for v.dll all the dll files his so let's get back what's yers...ok so dll files starting with sn as in saturday night live...the jokesters begin
ok
you got a good one now...
you got me?? I mean sure there's some of you in the audience that support this guy
you wanted to make america great again
but really patriotically speaking, what was wrong with it whwen he started
saying that it needed to be great again??
I know we got slums...do we care? do we live there??
we drug issues
we know why now we got them because we legalized pot and we got intuitive
we can see it all comes from the soviet union
all our troubles come from the undermining of our society by the soviet union which is a military dictatorship, a bunch of robots and how do we fix that?? by putting a clown in office? I've been calling him a pot roast and so he is...digested by the masses which then some up with the tune
that the impeachement was evil and what was that other word? corrupt...oh yeah
you ever have a corrupt computer program? back in the day with windows '95...corrupt was a word you didn't want to hear...but then we had dosshell which we could fix it with, I once found a computer program in the recycle bin that was shredded and I put it back together with dosshell
come to thing of it that was probably the pot roast
ok so now he's been disgested by themasses and can we still support a guy who fires the people that thought they were spelling the truth I dunno...it's like we got Nixon all over again
with teeth...actually I think Trumpie did more than collaborate with the Ukrainians I think he was conspiring for them to take over our country and everyone who still shouts 'hero' to that guy is one of them because they're all shape shifters...you poke a fork in their calf and they don't blink...just like Cary Grant in Arsenic and Old Lace...they numb...they ain't gonna be making america grape again, they gonna be digestig the ones of us still real is what they are going to do...you wait...don't say I didn't warn ya...
so that's why I tossed my cookies to the guy that I think has the stamina, the intelligence and the willpower to put some gravy on that pot roast: Pete Buttagieg...you know he's been out of the closet thinking about what pair of shoes he's going to polish since I don't know when...since he knew he liked heels? I doubt he's big into cross dressing but he don't mind a little powderfor the cameras I bet...I don't say that that's the way it is, the guy is himself first of all and the main thing he has going for him is that he is fit enough to stand the stresses of the position...Bernie's already had a heart 'incident' on the campaign trail...the job's too sacred to sacrifice someone to it and I hate the word 'cortege'...I seen it with Kennedy and I don't want to see it again...it's a disaster that we have to swallow and it don't taste anything like a pot roast...it's a bitter pill
sp we have to get behind this guy and we have to form the army of the disinfranchized american mainstream...we're not about dissing gay rights, black rights, women's rights, children's rights, hispanic rights, Asian rights...even pot roast rights, which I suppose should go under the category of animal rights, because who's ever writing the script for this guy needs to be fired..enough said...unite and we shall overcome the oppression of the Ukrainian doppleganger now in the white house...mr donald chump....or as my good friend RC Speer said in his sweatshirt
FRUMP TRUCK
ok
you got a good one now...
you got me?? I mean sure there's some of you in the audience that support this guy
you wanted to make america great again
but really patriotically speaking, what was wrong with it whwen he started
saying that it needed to be great again??
I know we got slums...do we care? do we live there??
we drug issues
we know why now we got them because we legalized pot and we got intuitive
we can see it all comes from the soviet union
all our troubles come from the undermining of our society by the soviet union which is a military dictatorship, a bunch of robots and how do we fix that?? by putting a clown in office? I've been calling him a pot roast and so he is...digested by the masses which then some up with the tune
that the impeachement was evil and what was that other word? corrupt...oh yeah
you ever have a corrupt computer program? back in the day with windows '95...corrupt was a word you didn't want to hear...but then we had dosshell which we could fix it with, I once found a computer program in the recycle bin that was shredded and I put it back together with dosshell
come to thing of it that was probably the pot roast
ok so now he's been disgested by themasses and can we still support a guy who fires the people that thought they were spelling the truth I dunno...it's like we got Nixon all over again
with teeth...actually I think Trumpie did more than collaborate with the Ukrainians I think he was conspiring for them to take over our country and everyone who still shouts 'hero' to that guy is one of them because they're all shape shifters...you poke a fork in their calf and they don't blink...just like Cary Grant in Arsenic and Old Lace...they numb...they ain't gonna be making america grape again, they gonna be digestig the ones of us still real is what they are going to do...you wait...don't say I didn't warn ya...
so that's why I tossed my cookies to the guy that I think has the stamina, the intelligence and the willpower to put some gravy on that pot roast: Pete Buttagieg...you know he's been out of the closet thinking about what pair of shoes he's going to polish since I don't know when...since he knew he liked heels? I doubt he's big into cross dressing but he don't mind a little powderfor the cameras I bet...I don't say that that's the way it is, the guy is himself first of all and the main thing he has going for him is that he is fit enough to stand the stresses of the position...Bernie's already had a heart 'incident' on the campaign trail...the job's too sacred to sacrifice someone to it and I hate the word 'cortege'...I seen it with Kennedy and I don't want to see it again...it's a disaster that we have to swallow and it don't taste anything like a pot roast...it's a bitter pill
sp we have to get behind this guy and we have to form the army of the disinfranchized american mainstream...we're not about dissing gay rights, black rights, women's rights, children's rights, hispanic rights, Asian rights...even pot roast rights, which I suppose should go under the category of animal rights, because who's ever writing the script for this guy needs to be fired..enough said...unite and we shall overcome the oppression of the Ukrainian doppleganger now in the white house...mr donald chump....or as my good friend RC Speer said in his sweatshirt
FRUMP TRUCK
Sunday, October 27, 2019
legless with frozen, thawing hands in front of a breakfast fire on a sunday before I travel
what would I say to you...were you there and not last week's figment
how that disintegrated: power of word minder here I am beside the bed
as the old one deponders into his new road and becomes a ghost
that white whisp now seated by the bed how likely
hmm easily manuevered into a place of
what..
distracted without coffee...get some
this place called writing wherein we might print what we want to say
for a gathering to discuss how comes topic into the product we are there
to compute in our frames of logic:reference
and to display for all the poem we see as we describe this to ourselves
how like the lake at Lake Crescent
a deep well of mystery:our mind.../sss
that could be infinte'
like sylvia plath oh wait remember the pot roast
I keep saying that and one day it will implode all that
glorified exegesisss....laying on the floor rolling around wondering why the
skin doesn't fit
the whole house doing bad drugs...it's a mystery why any of us is there
crazy town with little children on board the mother the son the father the grandmother
here we are displayed...I cannot do this
the IRish burden
and so on into the knight JOhn Lennon spposed to dispute it
we'll see
an ordinary time
twas an ordinary time and we applauded it
for we fell in love with you and we was spliced
twas the grandest thing there ever was but then you went
with the fella was your ordinary long fore you twas mine
II should thing for all to see we should be happy
and you was mine all the world'd be there to see
but I got this hankering do be lost for down I come to see
and it's a strange opp'ed world we lives in I go there
just to be
and I am happy for it coming to me
there I long to be..
how that disintegrated: power of word minder here I am beside the bed
as the old one deponders into his new road and becomes a ghost
that white whisp now seated by the bed how likely
hmm easily manuevered into a place of
what..
distracted without coffee...get some
this place called writing wherein we might print what we want to say
for a gathering to discuss how comes topic into the product we are there
to compute in our frames of logic:reference
and to display for all the poem we see as we describe this to ourselves
how like the lake at Lake Crescent
a deep well of mystery:our mind.../sss
that could be infinte'
like sylvia plath oh wait remember the pot roast
I keep saying that and one day it will implode all that
glorified exegesisss....laying on the floor rolling around wondering why the
skin doesn't fit
the whole house doing bad drugs...it's a mystery why any of us is there
crazy town with little children on board the mother the son the father the grandmother
here we are displayed...I cannot do this
the IRish burden
and so on into the knight JOhn Lennon spposed to dispute it
we'll see
an ordinary time
twas an ordinary time and we applauded it
for we fell in love with you and we was spliced
twas the grandest thing there ever was but then you went
with the fella was your ordinary long fore you twas mine
II should thing for all to see we should be happy
and you was mine all the world'd be there to see
but I got this hankering do be lost for down I come to see
and it's a strange opp'ed world we lives in I go there
just to be
and I am happy for it coming to me
there I long to be..
Saturday, October 19, 2019
how to be a cunt!!
they gave you the AK.47 user state for the chat...good old Carmen was on it bigtime..yep..trash bags now on at vpfcvl7ACCORD user stateTRUAX 3v487998s2y afkmcvlspo yfcvla..jjn239:v2xfscvlspa yf23qxfscvarstjo
Friday, September 28, 2018
the thing about cosby...interface@product user source Hendrix site i.d. Constantine Hendrix ov21.34
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Monday, February 26, 2018
tosh wash
you have to have something that blends with the gnarly with this guy, he's not your average Johnny Carson sort of weasel, he's kind of asexual although I think one day he'll admit to being a gay blade and that'll be the end of that, not that it's important we know his orientation (really, here comes the old adage 'who gives a fuck/" but in our day and age, it's kind of limiting if you're going for the gay audience and the straight audience and everyone inbetween...tosh doesn't quite operate that way as a comic, no he's like the ten year old kid like one of my four brothers looking at the odd scene he's interpreting for the humorous content and while he's over sucking his thumb, he definitely knows it's there if he needs to do it...and that's his powers of observation and innocence all wrapped into one package being himself...a good guy...one who takes the blame for being himself and doesn't let on that he's been hurt by a cruel public because he'd be the first one to say to that 'who gives a fuck' and although I don't know that he uses much profanity in his act, he does keep the wide eyed innocence in there with some glib anecdotes that keep his audience amused, young men like my son who enjoy his ambivalence about gender and kind of a crusader in terms of finding out what's funny in today's society...what's not funny is what should be funny which is those school shootings and how to weed out the characters responsible for these otracities..atrocities...boy I couldn't even spell it for a minute
ok, weeding out school shooters, psychology 101 for beginners
lecturer, rotating psych major with a major hard on for Karen Horney (I just like the name, he says smacking his lips together)...students are in a round table, this is limited to 15 students, could be any age but there's one or two coffeeskinned in the bunch because relativity demands it...and there's a bowl of popcorn in the middle of the table and wise guy lecturer knd of picks up a handfull and lets it drop on the table..
now students, here we go, imagine this popcorn is bullets, aimed at your head by some wildeyed maniac that watched too much television violence and thinks you can buy new brains at walmart
go for it, what do you do?
student 1: eat the popcorn
lecturer: maybe, but it's not buttered so if you leave on the table it won't get things greasy
student 2: ping 'em in the head with your slingshot, kick off balance with a hard rock to the crotch
lecturer: passive aggressive works, it might even improve your ping pong score
student 3: why do we have to be the ones to figure this out
student 4: shut the fuck up
student 5: I think it's awful all the kids with guns, I mean really
lecturer: yep...totally mainstream gun lobbyists get all they want from the feds
student 6: how about alcohol firearms and tobacco getting tougher and leaving us psych students out of the loop entirely
lecturer: my kinda guy...but really, there's a reason Clementine went to school with a Mauser not bowser and splattered brains because she was a) not having her period b) broke up with Schlomo c) her dad molested her
Lectuer: clemintine went to school with a gun because she thought it was sneaky fun and she was pissed about something more important...any ideas?
Student 7: not a clue dude, really, we just got into the mind as a subject, how would we have the slightest clue about this shit?
Lecturer: my point exacatly, you're about as fresh on the topic as any federal bureau is going to get for insight, forge on
Student 8: It's usually the weasly pimply guys that get a beef they have to resolve with violence because a) they have no dick b) they have no balls c) they are pussies (big laughs all around the table from these enlightened remarks)
Student 9: Ok, so Engish Lit is not your forte but talking about dicks and balls and pussies is something you can relate to, I get it, you're an arse! yes...
Student 8: takes one to know one, Fido
Student 9: remind me how we got into this class at the same time
Lecturer: shut the fuck up
Student 10: really, all the world needs is a little more love
Student 11: we got the dicks and the pussies covered, and the arses...is that the only thing on the menu with these active shooter goons? I mean really what motivates these creeps, seeing people fall down dead? what gives with that?
Lecturer: a student after my own heart, have some popcorn
Student 12: I'm with him, we just got started on this class and we're solving the big question of the active shooter, what can we do about it? I mean really.
Lecturer: it's what is called a round table yum yum...have some popcorn, now has everyone had a turn talking?
students nod their heads in agreement, dip in to the popcorn, take turns shooting it and spreading it around the room...lecturer walks away from the table hands out pencil turning in his fingers
Lecturer: ok class...picture this...Buddy BigBoy has a mean daddy that tells him every day he's a pathetic wimp...how you think Buddy Big Boy gonna go through life hearing that dull message? he gonna get mad, he gonna get even...he gonna go get the newspaper for Daddio? what he gonna do?
Student 4: probably kill the cocksucker at some point, wouldn't you?
Lecturer yeah, negative reinforcement does what?
Student 8: adds a layer of poopoo to the shorts
ok, weeding out school shooters, psychology 101 for beginners
lecturer, rotating psych major with a major hard on for Karen Horney (I just like the name, he says smacking his lips together)...students are in a round table, this is limited to 15 students, could be any age but there's one or two coffeeskinned in the bunch because relativity demands it...and there's a bowl of popcorn in the middle of the table and wise guy lecturer knd of picks up a handfull and lets it drop on the table..
now students, here we go, imagine this popcorn is bullets, aimed at your head by some wildeyed maniac that watched too much television violence and thinks you can buy new brains at walmart
go for it, what do you do?
student 1: eat the popcorn
lecturer: maybe, but it's not buttered so if you leave on the table it won't get things greasy
student 2: ping 'em in the head with your slingshot, kick off balance with a hard rock to the crotch
lecturer: passive aggressive works, it might even improve your ping pong score
student 3: why do we have to be the ones to figure this out
student 4: shut the fuck up
student 5: I think it's awful all the kids with guns, I mean really
lecturer: yep...totally mainstream gun lobbyists get all they want from the feds
student 6: how about alcohol firearms and tobacco getting tougher and leaving us psych students out of the loop entirely
lecturer: my kinda guy...but really, there's a reason Clementine went to school with a Mauser not bowser and splattered brains because she was a) not having her period b) broke up with Schlomo c) her dad molested her
Lectuer: clemintine went to school with a gun because she thought it was sneaky fun and she was pissed about something more important...any ideas?
Student 7: not a clue dude, really, we just got into the mind as a subject, how would we have the slightest clue about this shit?
Lecturer: my point exacatly, you're about as fresh on the topic as any federal bureau is going to get for insight, forge on
Student 8: It's usually the weasly pimply guys that get a beef they have to resolve with violence because a) they have no dick b) they have no balls c) they are pussies (big laughs all around the table from these enlightened remarks)
Student 9: Ok, so Engish Lit is not your forte but talking about dicks and balls and pussies is something you can relate to, I get it, you're an arse! yes...
Student 8: takes one to know one, Fido
Student 9: remind me how we got into this class at the same time
Lecturer: shut the fuck up
Student 10: really, all the world needs is a little more love
Student 11: we got the dicks and the pussies covered, and the arses...is that the only thing on the menu with these active shooter goons? I mean really what motivates these creeps, seeing people fall down dead? what gives with that?
Lecturer: a student after my own heart, have some popcorn
Student 12: I'm with him, we just got started on this class and we're solving the big question of the active shooter, what can we do about it? I mean really.
Lecturer: it's what is called a round table yum yum...have some popcorn, now has everyone had a turn talking?
students nod their heads in agreement, dip in to the popcorn, take turns shooting it and spreading it around the room...lecturer walks away from the table hands out pencil turning in his fingers
Lecturer: ok class...picture this...Buddy BigBoy has a mean daddy that tells him every day he's a pathetic wimp...how you think Buddy Big Boy gonna go through life hearing that dull message? he gonna get mad, he gonna get even...he gonna go get the newspaper for Daddio? what he gonna do?
Student 4: probably kill the cocksucker at some point, wouldn't you?
Lecturer yeah, negative reinforcement does what?
Student 8: adds a layer of poopoo to the shorts
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
the heart of the matter
at drill last night Jackie Ahrens, newly returned to the fold as an EMT, showed a picture of a tumor removed from her stepdaughter's ovary. It weighed 32 pounds or more. It looked like a giant heart. It took nine years for the daughter to be diagnosed.
Eventually we got the gurney out of the ambulance but it nearly collapsed on itself and at that point I was furious with Diane for number one not assisting and telling me 'I should be doing this' and number two, careles and disrespectul conduct while on a call. The gurney collapsed with a patient on board who was making comments about the way Diane andi were interacting and saying something it was better entertainment than the soaps. The office manager of the ER was present by then and we were all trying to disengage the gurney and get the patient inside and I told Diane that I was sick and tired of her always needling staff on a call and that it needed to stop. I said that I asked for assistance in getting the patient indoor and that the gurney was not responding and we would need all the help we could get. For her to stand there and harass me when i was already having troubles unloading the gurney did help the situation and she needed to back off and be quiet. The office manager of the Forks ER said that this wasinappropriate behavior and I said I don't care, I'm tired of her always bullying staff on a call and it needs to stop. I also thought privately that I wasn't being paid to serve as an EMT helper/ambulance driver and I had nothing to lose by standing up to Dian
Eventually we got the gurney out of the ambulance but it nearly collapsed on itself and at that point I was furious with Diane for number one not assisting and telling me 'I should be doing this' and number two, careles and disrespectul conduct while on a call. The gurney collapsed with a patient on board who was making comments about the way Diane andi were interacting and saying something it was better entertainment than the soaps. The office manager of the ER was present by then and we were all trying to disengage the gurney and get the patient inside and I told Diane that I was sick and tired of her always needling staff on a call and that it needed to stop. I said that I asked for assistance in getting the patient indoor and that the gurney was not responding and we would need all the help we could get. For her to stand there and harass me when i was already having troubles unloading the gurney did help the situation and she needed to back off and be quiet. The office manager of the Forks ER said that this wasinappropriate behavior and I said I don't care, I'm tired of her always bullying staff on a call and it needs to stop. I also thought privately that I wasn't being paid to serve as an EMT helper/ambulance driver and I had nothing to lose by standing up to Dian
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