Jandi Nerf..

Bling did think Shereef had what it took to pull off the heist of the century, because that would have been his job, were he not thinking seriously of retiring to a warm, sandy, cool breeze big surf planet with the love of his life, whom he had recently found.  Well, it was rather that he had discovered he was about to find her, thanks to the fact of so much cruising about the universe, he'd rectroed the monislicers to the point where he was coming, and going, at the same time, and he'd run into her there.  She was a most gorgeous creature, just right for him in every way.  There wasn't a way he wasn't delighted with her, even when they sat down and gobbled up three helpings of pomiyat beestaba which does give everyone the subtlest of gas.  The fragrance of her emissions reminded him of the walk he had taken on Soniyar at low tide, when the purple and green rocks were covered in the sand tidings of the sea and very slippery.  She was just amazing.

I digress to my own homelife and the move to the studio, wherein the little white dogs are having a free for all reunion sort of "I smell your piss and I'm glad" behaviors...phew...

So he hadn't met her yet, there was a delightful creature on the scope just found by Shereef and life seemed very good.  Little did he know the tiny soamyatatsia that they had just found would change everything for it was capable of scoping into view that which it wanted its intended victim to behold, just so that it could round it off nicely as a food source, as it were.  Bling was unfamiliar with such things for he depended greatly on his megahardware on the explorer ship he commanded, of which he was in charge, and this was a good fault of his, that he knew each facet so well.  He wasn't a hands-on sort of man, rather he let the many hands speak to him and he facilitated with intellectual prowess, of which he was very good at...

Not that things were terrible for Bling because he was a