if this is fun it should have it's own blog but eh..I think Richard Adams will forgive me...

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Force Planet
Forget Zapfrap Beeblebrox and the rest of them..forget the man in the bathrobe that got shot out into space and doesn’t know who he loves…forget them all…this maybe a story of the big cheese in charge of discovering new planets, and forget the congestion in space about doing that…because there isn’t any

This is a story about the big cheese, for as cheeses go, he was the largest wheel of Tilson ever made and he was, in fact, in charge of discovering new planets. Thing was, as things go, his latest discovery included finding a wife.

This guy’s name, if we are to be so bold as to try to interpret his language, was Bing Bong Bluey…(Ishityounot)..his underlings referred to him as ‘Bling’ to keep it all straight..because he didn’t really have underlings, he had sort of..divisions of himself, if that is the proper term, and they all sat at big glassy (sort of shiny and smooth like glass but not the same material at all..no)port monitors and studied galaxies and pondered the universe.

One day in pondering one particularly rocky and remote corner of the galaxy of Nanarnair..which had three suns, two moons and a nice little quadrant of spooky planets that all seemed to have atmospheres that weeped, Bing Blong Bluey was looking over the screens. One by one he investigated what each guy was finding.

Shereep Dispado had found a little goat-like creature on the particularly yellowish planet they all decided to call Boobaya because it seemed to disappear in its weepy atmospheric clouding and then reappear with a sort of a ‘boo’.. Shereep was a tall awkward Gangfonian from Loffsla. He was particularly adept in panel controls and could zero in on an item on a planet with Bobs’youruncle speed. He wasn’t particularly astute on defining what he mnight have found, however. He had learned, with great trial and error, however, to let the major Bling be aware of the find as well.  So it was, in pondering the strange little beast on his screen, that he pushed his glimigoxen gadforeepia peshnacorlax, right, they definitely called the alert button just that...mmmhmmm, and Bling made his way over to Shereep's station.
 
"Sup bro?" said Bling with some curiousity, for he did think, when he had the bends and twists of Shereep all ironed out with begnine sanguinity and savoir faire, that the underling (divisional) might one day replace him as the supreme cheese of the outfit.  He was confident of Shereep's finds in the great, wide universe with all its myriad facets of life.  Why only last week in the sector of Jadune, there had been that wonderful little sheep-like creature that was so tiny it fit in your hand, all curly white wool, so soft.  Bling had named him Bonecider.  He kept him in a specially designed atmospheric chamber in his private quarters.  Shereep had found little Bonecider.  They had beamed him up to the giant ship that hovered in the outer atmosphere of Jandi, tiny, shivering, probably wondering where the ffff am I?(to be continued)