Saturday, November 5, 2016

foc#2

here we go a wandering...
so we get to see a bit of the AC in this one...like I know anyting about it which I don't and it rains so much where I am that it's pretty for certain I know little more than I mighta had I not been working with two Australians for the past several years...

DUMB:  ok, now boys we got this gig at Barberry Farms...we're going to entertain at a dinner party and you're going to dress up as suits and ties and polished shoes and the whole bit for a swell two hundred plus transportation because I knowthat's always difficult
Tweet:  how is it difficult?
DUMB:  the transpo is always difficult because the tires on your bikes is always flat they are
Fred:  and if there were no bicycles there would be something else going on, for sure, like the van we came home in would be running out of gasoline and so on, that's what
Tweet:  well, that's true that is...money's in short supply..why I was thinking just the other day about the Midas touch and how we ain't got it
Fred:  We hasn't for sure
Tweet:  So what's the occasion at this Barberry Frams?
DUMB:  seems the station master there has gotten himself engaged to a lovely girl with lots of dough and he wants to make an impression on her family coming from, let's see now where was it...ohyeah, it's here in my notes, she's coming from New Zealand, seems she's related to so and so and so and so and there's some Maori in there somewhere as well so I imagine her hair will be right curly wouldn't you think?
Tweet:  I should this she wouldn't need a permanent that one
Fred:  Ok so he loves her truly does he?
Dumb:  It appears there's a fragrance about her that makes him absolutely twinkle with joy..yes
I guess she's a bit of a beauty as well
Tweet: and waht about the farmer is he all broad and sturdy or what?
Dumb:  he's a fair middlin sort a guy with one of them hot farmer hats and a beard and some muscles yes, minds me of Corny LeBraun in the fifth round..a real yank master that one
Tweet:  So you give him the howdy doo already and said we'd commit?
Dumb:  I did that yes, I did so he's pickin you's up in a few, yhou got yer suits on you're ready to roll but about the music well..I wonder what would be the good proposal song
Fred:  I got it...we're like this about that

She loves me and I love her and that's what we know about each other
She's the star in my sky the girl that I
Love and hold true beyond all doubt she's what I'm about
And me to her is what it is what it is what it is...
Oh Yeah
We're together believe it we're together we see it
Everywhere we are that's who we are together
Oh Yeah

Dumb:  when did you write that
Tweet:  Oh we were thinking about how it would be we come home one day and this chick is waiting at the front door telling us, both of us...she has to have us...we thought about it...she bought our dinner, we thought, well..we can't both have her, so neither of us would..and then when she'd gone, we wrote this tune to sort it out, sort of...that's what we did
Fred:  We did indeed, yes, that's how it went
Dumb:  Ok then, silly me for asking how you come up with this stuff
Fred: Oh we come up with it, no doubt we do...and besides...we're gettin' a ride home this time right? No chipping in for gas and so on?
Dumb:  absolutely not, you're clean and easy and so on
Tweet:  Ok where's the fine print?
Dumb:  No fine print, it's a kind of an engagement party for a slightly Maori woman engaged to Barberry Farms station manager lessee his name is ah here it is, hmmm, this could be tricky, his name's ummm...well..let me see how I can say this..
dissolves into hysterical laughter as he tries to get the name out
....(you guys can think of that part()

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